shout out to the birthday boy
“And Jesus said, ‘Let us get crunk.’
And his disciples got crunk.” Swag 4:20
in my spare time i look up cheesy pick up lines even though they will never be used
You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.
My love for you is like an exponential curve. it’s unbounded
i wish you were sin(x) and i was cos(x) so together we would be 1
Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?
I’m not being obtuse am I? you’re acute girl ;)
Let’s take each other to the limit to see if we convergeI don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.
Can i explore your mean value?
I pull weird faces in photos because it’s better to look ugly on purpose