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cahrbun:

queencersei:

shout out to the birthday boy

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party hard

xoxo

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“And Jesus said, ‘Let us get crunk.’

And his disciples got crunk.” Swag 4:20

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tothefridgeandbeyond:

paulyoptosaurus:

tothefridgeandbeyond:

paulyoptosaurus:

tothefridgeandbeyond:

paulyoptosaurus:

tothefridgeandbeyond:

paulyoptosaurus:

tothefridgeandbeyond:

in my spare time i look up cheesy pick up lines even though they will never be used 

You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.

My love for you is like an exponential curve. it’s unbounded

i wish you were sin(x) and i was cos(x) so together we would be 1 

Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?

I’m not being obtuse am I?  you’re acute girl ;)

Let’s take each other to the limit to see if we converge

I don’t know if you’re in my range, but I’d sure like to take you back to my domain.

Can i explore your mean value?

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I pull weird faces in photos because it’s better to look ugly on purpose

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